Saturday, July 11, 2009

The wafer scandal!!


Off with his head!! Good grief, a Protestant Prime Minister takes the communion wafer at a Catholic service! It gets worse; he doesn’t eat it! Rumour has it the wafer may still be in his jacket pocket.

Pray we do not see a spate of suicide bingo-hall-bombers.

As usual the free press has jumped on the ridiculous to make it an issue in order to sell papers. Or maybe, dare I say, it has made it an issue to cause dissension amongst the Christian churches. “My religion is better than yours so you can’t share in the body of Christ. Nyah, nyah, nyah.” I think the press has missed the true story.

The wafer was really pocketed so our Prime Minister could secret it to the headquarters of The Christian and Missionary Alliance church to be analyzed for magical ingredients. If such ingredients are found, only then will the PM eat it, and then call a Fall election.

Everybody lighten up . . . . for God’s sake!

2 comments:

  1. I will reserve any comments until the "Glorious 12th"!

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  2. I am quite sure that the family of Romeo LeBlanc is impressed with this faux scandal being perpetrated at the expense of their dearly departed.

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