During the past couple of weeks I've eaten a couple of bacon sandwiches, a ham and egg breakfast and one pork chop dinner. I have yet to throw up, develop a cough, a headache or the trots. I have not experienced any of the above because this Swine Flu has nothing to do with eating chubby pigs and everything to do with catching the flu in a normal manner. Yet having said that, here we have a number of countries banning the importing of pigs because ‘they are carrying the Swine Flu virus.”. Surly one would think that in the 21st century one’s elected leaders should have a grey cell or two which might have a smart gene in it. Then again with some of the leaders we have elected I might suggest that some of us are lacking smart genes in our little grey cells.
Our government would probably ban farmers.
Now take the above embedded picture. To some people in other counties it would set off a panic, thinking this was a flu carrying pig coming ashore illegally to spread the terror amongst the masses. It is not. It is Spot.
I might add that Spot has shared in my bacon sandwiches, ham and egg breakfast and pork chop dinner and the only thing he has gotten from it is a case of wind. Bad wind!
Speaking of bad wind, I have to comment on the recent box of Alpo dog treats that Spot’s friend Mr. Bob sent out to him. Besides giving him gas (Spot not Mr. Bob) the cookies were 90% broken in the box. I thought perhaps they had been crushed whilst in transit from Edmonton with Canada Post but have since heard that crushed Alpo treats have showed up in St.Catharines. I’m thinking we might have another pandemic on our hands here.
I am out of home made marmalade.
Our government would probably ban farmers.
Now take the above embedded picture. To some people in other counties it would set off a panic, thinking this was a flu carrying pig coming ashore illegally to spread the terror amongst the masses. It is not. It is Spot.
I might add that Spot has shared in my bacon sandwiches, ham and egg breakfast and pork chop dinner and the only thing he has gotten from it is a case of wind. Bad wind!
Speaking of bad wind, I have to comment on the recent box of Alpo dog treats that Spot’s friend Mr. Bob sent out to him. Besides giving him gas (Spot not Mr. Bob) the cookies were 90% broken in the box. I thought perhaps they had been crushed whilst in transit from Edmonton with Canada Post but have since heard that crushed Alpo treats have showed up in St.Catharines. I’m thinking we might have another pandemic on our hands here.
I am out of home made marmalade.
In agreement here on Louisa St. But if they are going to ban the item the flu is 'named after, I am thankful that it is not Vodka flu or Chocolate flu.
ReplyDeleteand that alpo thing...gotta love a good conspiracy theory.
I, too, am out of marmalade...